Thursday, 24 January 2008

Sex Games

Today, I have thought about the strange movements in environments involving student species.

Here, I shall use as an example, a particular tribe of female students species and the so called alcoholis drunkance routine. The dance is a mating ritual, intended to entice the opposite sex. What these strange creatures seem to fail to realise is that the ability attract the male species in this setting not due to physical or mental prowess or even the way they dress. It is because they are intoxicated with a certain drug & young & free and therefore prime targets for the male's basic desires. That is not all they are worth, but in this uniunique situation, this is all that matters. Each member of the tribe has their own signature trait, sometimes they will borrow aspects of others' routines, but mostly they stick to their own winning habit:

The Grinner
Sways to her own time, with a banal grin on her pretty phizog as her main move. Perhaps she believes that the inane smile makes her look more attractive. The reality is it serves to show how drunk she is.

The Pouter
Steps in rhythm to the music, with pursed lips in a way that suggests she is ready to kiss anyone who falls into her. Indeed, this is how she works her magic.

The Fiddler
Bobs side to side, adjusting her skirt or top or boobs whilst running hands through hair, or twirling it or flicking it over the shoulder, every, oh, two seconds or so.

The Aguilera
Moves like she's about to orgasm on the dancefloor.

These are the main types that have been observed in the immediate vincinity. Often, these mating rituals are successful because of the primal mating instinct. As the male of the species are at their sexual peak, many will go for a female where the minimum requirement is that she remains conscious. After all, these are not lobsters or penguins. These partners are for the night, not for life, and who needs more than a simple satisfication for that?

On the jukebox: Christina Aguilera ~ Dirrty

2 comments:

  1. I'd just like to add one in - saw many examples of it last night.

    The Prowler
    Stalks the dancefloor, glowering at the other female opposition who can sense she's the lead female and fall back as she circles her chosen prey. Then slopes in for the kill.

    After that she kinda turns all 'The Aguilera'-esque.

    It really makes me cringe. Nice observations though ;o)
    xxx

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  2. bang on :). Oh, students, we do love thee... Never mind. Going out on saturday with the girls I'm living with next year. Should be a lot more fun, and drunken, and silly. Can't wait :) xxx

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